The Package

Ok, so how does all this work – this no toilet thing? “Well,” says my male nurse Ike, “you wrap your – stuff – in TWO bags and then push the call button and ask to have someone come and remove it!”
Really?
“Really! It’s not so bad. We’re used to it”

Now, I’m pacing the floor ready to make my first call.
Oh, June, just do it for Pete’s sake!
I PRESS the call button.
“Yes, may I help you?”
Errr, um, yes hello! I have um a PACKAGE to be removed from my room.
“Alright I send someone in to get it.”
Oh, God, please put me under this bed instead of on top of it when that someone comes in!